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The distance (almost invariably large) between a celebrity's self-perceived vs. actual talent.
egomaniacal jackass delusional fucknutty celebutard kanye'd
After that "Louboutins" song, J. Lo looks like she'd descending ever deeper into Kanye Canyon.
An asscrack so deep, so treacherous, that there is a real danger of falling in or losing one's wallet, hat and shoes during any encounter, i.e. anal-sex, getting too close to one on an up-escalator, attempting to extract a wedgie.
"Yo yo yo, I be fallin into that ho's turd-canyon when I poonjabi'd that bitch last night! I still can't find my cell!"
"Momma always told me yo, 'Don't be wif a wimmins who got a turd-canyon you cain't climb out uv!' an I shoulda listened yo!"
That fat bitch on the Maury show has a freakin' cooter canyon.
Her pants are so tight her cooter canyon is 3 miles deep!
The Canyon Vagina is the typical BBW Vagina form, being molded by a generous, plane mons veneris. Due to the plus size body type of a female, she often has meatier, bigger outer labias and petite inner ones, creating a magnificent view of a tiny, outstanding pussy engulfed in a majestic, cavernous canyon of pure lust when she spreads her legs.
"Her canyon vagina is an as mesmerizing beauty of nature as the grand canyon, making me want to spend my vacation nowhere else."
"I can't handle the view of her arising canyon pussy, it's to hot for me"
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack.
Yo, Aaron totally gave Kate a dusty canyon. When she found out, she hunted him down and beat the stuffing out of him.
the mythical place where everything is as bad as it can possibly be. a very lowly state of affairs.
person 1: how are things?
person 2: terrible, got fired, crashed my car, and got dumped
person 1: shit, sounds like you've just visited poop canyon
When something is next level sh*t. Usually an electronic music item
'Bro that guitar pedal is Woke Canyon!'