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(n) what one gets on one's knees or elbows after or during sex on the carpet.
Her boyfriend asked for some lotion to put on his knees which had been carpet burned from their sexual tryst.
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A despretly fiending scavenger who crawls on the floor combing the carpet looking for a tiny nugorshard one of his friends might have dropped during a session in hopes it is big enough to get a high.
Dude, give the carpet surfing a rest, John didn't drop anything!
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When needing to take a sh*t in a public restroom, you bend over not letting your ass touch the toliet. Hoovering above the toliet as if you were on a flying carpet.
Ah maaaannnn.....some one pissed all over the toliet. I guess i will have to perform the flying carpet.
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The act of looking for stray freebase cocaine rocks in one's carpet in a flailing attempt to get another hit.
Also applies to regular cocaine.
Ted smoked all his shit, was outta money, and ended up carpet farming some lint and dog dandruf.
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One who sifts through threads of the carpet in hopes of finding a small amount of cocaine.
When we ran out of coke danny became a carpet monkey.
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A person renowned for avoiding conversation topics and issues of life by using remedies such as redirection, minimisation, avoidance and dismissiveness.
A person who actively replaces the significance and importance of a subject or issue that has been raised for discussion with an insignificant, unrelated, unimportant, off topic alternative for the purpose of avoiding the initial topic or issue.
A person with a reputation for refusing to address required conversations that are commonly considered as essential to occur in order for remedial outcomes.
A person who has a reputation for intentionally avoiding the addressing of issues or topics they deem as difficult or uncomfortable by steering the discussion or conversation away from a particular topic at hand to a completely different topic.
“She is such a carpet sweeper always sweeping the terrible things she has done under the rug”
“ everyone in that family are a bunch of carpet sweepers, they never talk about the terrible things their clan did in this community and somehow if I address it with any of them the conversation always ends up being about how many wonderful kittens they sold at the markets last year”
someone who smokes crack (or other drugs like peices of weed, pills) and after it's all gone they get on the floor and dig through the carpet to find little crack rocks. Also combin the carpet.
Man, look at the damn carpet comber on his hands and knees.