When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.
Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.
A bitch who is so ratchet, she climbed out of a casket. Most likely carrier of stds, AIDS, or zombie plague.
Why do you gotta fuck with that casket ratchet. Now your dick is going to fall off.
When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.
Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.
The opposite of a basket case.
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.
Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.
An object that holds something
Person 1: I was playing Halo on my Casket
Person 2: Epic