An object that holds something
Person 1: I was playing Halo on my Casket
Person 2: Epic
ripping the cock off of a dead man after digging him up, then freezing it so later, while your mother is asleep, force feed it to her pussy
My mom woke up and disowned me when I gave her a Venezuelan Casket
To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.
Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket
The opposite of a basket case.
Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.
Reliable in the “come in clutch” way
“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”
“Total basket case, I know.”
“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”
“Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”
Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.
Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.