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Parmesan casket

When you eyaculate in your hand and use the semen to eyaculate yourself or someone else.

Hey ivan just gave parmesan casket his neighbor for $1.

by xavitupai February 04, 2019


casket ratchet

A bitch who is so ratchet, she climbed out of a casket. Most likely carrier of stds, AIDS, or zombie plague.

Why do you gotta fuck with that casket ratchet. Now your dick is going to fall off.

by wandering drifter January 31, 2014


rocking the casket

When you sleep with someone who is old enough to be your grandparent. Much like rocking the cradle but reversed.

Hey have you seen Dylan? Yea he's upstairs rocking the casket with some granny he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 December 22, 2017


casket base

The opposite of a basket case.

Instead of being frazzled or overwhelmed even in trivial situations, a casket base is steadfast, cool, collected, and on top of their game even in dire, solemn situations.

Reliable in the “come in clutch” way

“I was a total mess at the picnic, I was losing things left and right!”

“Total basket case, I know.”

“Wish I was more of a casket base than a basket case.”

Never heard of it but I think I get what you mean.”

by el_OS June 22, 2024


Flaccid Casket

To expire while having the absolute worst, lukewarm, insensate , unerotic sex of your entire life.

Edward always said he had a great technique in bed…Turns out he put her in a Flaccid Casket

by CyberGeddon May 15, 2023


Another one in the casket

Another one in the casket basically means going to kill you or to GET killed. My mum told me that when I was a little girl. So, the definition of it is I'm going to kill you or going to kill you.

Random guy: Dude, my grandma's about to die in a year.
Another random guy: Oof, another one in the casket.

by lag out loud September 21, 2023


Casket

An object that holds something

Person 1: I was playing Halo on my Casket
Person 2: Epic

by Idiotman420 November 28, 2021