Catness

Used to determine a level of catting off, usually at a workplace involving very little actual work or labor like an airport.

Tony : Adam bruh how the fuck do you have one shift a week and still somehow manage to call off for it every single week? Your catness levels are hitting all time highs!

Adam : Shut the fuck up Tony.

for the cats

When you are with the boys and all the sudden something funny/good happens and u just need to say something.

Where did cats come from? I don’t know. It just came out. First time was when I hit a dinger playing some good ol’ ball.

Also can be used in a bad situation like if someone’s grandma dies to lighter up the mood.

Just a funnier way of saying for the win basically

Boy 1: Boys what y’all wanna do today?

Boy 2: I don’t know. who’s chillin?
Boy 3: Oh damn aye boys all the gals are together and wanna hang.

Boy 1,2 and 3: let’s go! That’s for the cats!

Or,

Boy 1:my grandma just died boys😣
Boy 2: U good?
Boy 3: That’s for the cats boys!
Boy 1, 2 and 3: hahahhahahhaha

cat

1. a humans lazy companion
2. one of Gods masterpieces

3. a fluffy and adorable pile of... AWESOMENESS

my cat is the best thing in the whole wide world and it is so fluffy and i want to marry it

Cat

A cat is an animal that is smaller than most dogs, and bigger than most rat-dogs. They are either sweet, angelic, playful creatures or a demonic, punk-ass bitches. They have pointy ears and large eyes. They usually meow to communicate with their owners. Their noses have a distinct ridge pattern on them, like a humans fingerprint.

Cat-Person: I love cats! Theyre so cute and fluf-
Dog-Person: Go to hell.

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The tenacious yet ravenous creature that lurks in the shadowy depths of the kitchen floor, whose primary purpose is to reap the souls of it blissfully unaware and casually blinded victims. The “Cat” or demon of the velvet forest, is the underlying cause for human deaths, usually the result of triple homicides. It is the common opinion of professional veterinary scientists that the “Cat” is a mad chicken raping beast that could only be the result of Lucifer’s broadened affairs with hypnotic muffins.

When you turn off your light to go to sleep, that moment when you feel the eyes of something more... ...it is there... ...The CAT

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a tiny tiger that lives in your house

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