certified idiot

a person who is knowledgeable in things which do not help them in any situation for example algebra. This person does not understand any basic things about the world or has any common sense. they are sometimes fun to be around but make you loose brain cells. they lack basic qualities such as driving, responding, playing spike ball and many more.

I hungout with ellyn last night and she is a certified idiot. She even thought texas was her own country!!

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Joe Certified

A term describing a particular type of woman. A "Joe Certified" woman must be over 5'10", under 110lbs, with "C" cups or larger. Hair color is not required to be blonde, but blondes do get extra points, as does that slightly slutty look.

Check out that bitch, she's 100% "Joe Certified"

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hood certified

when an individuals who lives in an area described as "the hood", typically low income area populated by blacks and latinos, when that individual is sentenced to prison, when he comes back out into society he has earned additional street cred.

This street credibility often takes the form of acknowledgement that the individual was strong enough to survive prison and that he didnt snitch on others to save himself. Living through strong deed what lofty words express: "The snitches is itching for a bitchin in prison"

Tyrone: Yo dawg, I heard T-Bone is back tryna get his hustle on.

LaMarcus: Fa real do, that nigga hood certified now and he playing for keeps this time.

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Certified pip

Someone who has all the hoes and all the bars no one can compare to a certified pip they are the ultimate pips

Will knocked all the hoes at the club the other night and went dumb in sac he’s a certified pip

Certified AK

An Epic You Tuber that makes the most lit videos. Started doing Youtube at age 16, he made a lot of awesome videos has a second YouTube channel called Extra AK, and has made some of the coolest music on soundcloud which are called ¨Black Sheep¨ and ¨Backdoored¨

¨Dude did you see the video Certified AK uploaded?¨

certified introvert

Certified introvert is one who keeps all things to himself. He rarely open up and start the conversation. He wants to be funny but he can't. unaku sonna puriyadhu machan..its an introvert thing

Hey see there someone in twitter named gypsy_offl looks like an certified introvert

Certified Hooper

When u rlly Tuff at basketball

Jason Gordon is rlly a certified Hooper