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The act of mobbing and robbing someone as you furiously masturbate thinking of a sexy Asian maid. It has to be in a period of no less than 10 minutes. At the end one must cum in the victims hair, disragarding the victim's sex
"hey dude Shawn got a dirty Cesar from an anonymous bystander, he is in therapy now.". "hey let's roll tonight at the bridge doing dirty cesars to innocent bystanders."
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Cesar Augustus was and to this day still is the master of all things great on not only this planet, but all of the 15 planets of our solar system if my research is corect.... This is the man that most men would love to be like. This is also the man most if not every woman invisions while having sex with another male, a regular mans penis is not capable of doing the things Cesar Augustus's penis is capable of doing to a vagina. Also known as the man.... 1) We pray to at night. 2) We dream of at night. and 3) That will wrap his 45'' flacid penis around our necks in our sleep if we do not comply with the following two rules.
Cody: Hey nick whatd you dream about last night??
Nick: Dude.... obviously i dreamt about.... him....
Cody: Dude if i tell you this dont tell anyone....
Nick: Okay
Cody: I dreamt about this chick sucki....
-Cody does not exist any more after failing to comply with rule number 2
Cesar Augustus knows all....
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To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.
I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.
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THe real pimp papa the big daddy of all the mc daddys, king ding a ling, el papi conditioner, el papi songo que se lo mete mas ondo. the greatest of the greatest. THE MAN THE MYTH THE LEGEND the man that defeated chuck norris. Cesar Castillo is a war machine capable of going into any mission seaking and destroying its targets cesar castillo has only failed 1 MIssion.cesar is also known for his incredible hoe beating skills cesar slaps the hoes with his special weapon of choice...."D BLACK mumba" aka a ancient dominican blessing stick that turns hoes into house wifes. when thou cesar passes by all hoes shall knell before him and chant his name. Cesar has one weakness that makes him normal and quiet..but you will NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVAAAAAAA KNOW!!!
there is no example of cesar CASTILLO theres only one! and only one
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Cesar is one of the best guy friends I have had. Even though we never got supper close I always felt I could trust him. There were times when I was pissed at him or annoyed but if I told him to stop something ina serious way he would stop. He always has. He also never made fun of me when I was crying like our other friends. He was just always there to make me laugh and feel better. He doesnt know how I saw him as a friend though. I do care about him as a friend and he was always just someone who could make me laugh even when I felt like crap. Now apparently said something which IDEK what it is I said but now he hate me and I feel really bad and I dont know what to do. I always depend on my guy friend to be there when the girls were not and now all of them Have left me. I hope you see this Cesar.
This is a couple to not mess with. They are full of love, fun, and excitement. They are out to conquer this world we live in. They will be a staple of how love should be and can be. They are fearless and are willing to take on anyone who challenges them. They will light up a room and keep it bright for all your days. No stone gets left unturned with these two. So Celebrate, and dont hate them because you will only being doing a disservice to yourself. There love is so powerful you will feel it in your next lifetime!
Damn, Their goes Victoria and Cesar
Arguably one of the best player in the NBA along with Kobe Bryant, Steve Nash and Michael Jordan. Has an uncanny talent for taking control of a game with one of his jaw dropping dunks, drives through the lane, or turn-around jumpshots. He also has a knack for making his teammates better, something Kobe doesn't do. By acclamation, Cesar Alvin is the greatest basketball player of all time.
Another spectacular dunk coming from Cesar Alvin.