check cheddar

to get riches, ie make a lot of money or steal in some cases.

i check cheddar like a food inspector

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Cheddar Bob

A person who shoots himself accidently

Plaxico "Cheddar Bob" Burress

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Ass Cheddar

A viscous, glandular substance emitted from the anus.

Simon farted and churned up a bounty of ass cheddar.

Her unwashed gluteal cleft was a veritable cornucopia of ass cheddar.

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Cheddar Sanchez

After a long, sweaty work-out or a tough day at work, rub your finger around your crotch, get it nice and cheezy, and rub it under your woman's nose. (Also called the Frumunda Stash)

"Yo, I was goin' commando, and I did like 10 sets of lunges at the gym, and when I got home I gave the ol' lady a Cheddar Sanchez.

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dong cheddar

When a man's genitalia has not been washed in a very long time it forms cheese, but when it hasn't been washed for years it starts to form a cheddar cheese.

Dude, chad wreaks of dong cheddar. Has he ever taken a shower? He smells like tuna.

slap cheddar

to beat off, to ejaculate

What are you going to do tonight?
Slap cheddar.

cheddar box

stupid, you don’t make sense

oh godd elizabethhh ur such a cheddar box, this doesn’t make sense