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Masturbating with Cheetoh dust on your hands resulting in orange genitalia.
I was choking chester and now my penis is orange!
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Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.
April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.
When you wipe your butt on someone's underwear and then you stick the underwear in your mouth and suck it until it's clean. Must be pearly white underwear or the Angry Chester isn't complete regardless of the starting color or quality of the underwear.
I got an Angry Chester last night and now my underwear is cleaner than ever before. Reminds me, don't share drinking glasses with Mike.
To commit suicide by hanging oneself in one's room, while blasting "Numb" by Linkin Park through a shitty iPhone speaker.
vb. "That concert sucked. I'm gonna go home and Chester myself."
Jane: What happened to Bill, I haven't seen him in days?
Joe: Oh, I heard he Chestered himself after Cecelia broke up with him. What a sad way to go.
Covering your penis in Cheeto dust and letting your partner suck.
Yo Henry, mind if I Chester it up with your sister?
Chester High School is one of the most top ass schools in the USA. It’s located on the 200th block of west 9th street. The school is known for their lack of fucks giving and also the huge ass rodents that run around the creepy ass building all day. Mostly everyone in the high is burnt the fuck out.
Chester High is blowing my shit. I hate this fucking building
A beautiful, lovely and picteresque tiny town on the Upper Western Main Line which is mainly known for its legendary horse farms as well as the Ludwig's Corner Horse Show and Country Fair(Eagle Hunt Club).
Residents like the lack of pretension associated with most Main Line towns. Lifestyle here is definitely more laid back than in Gladwyne or Bryn Mawr. Kids don't have Agnes Irwin here but they do have the fab Waldorf School and Seven Stars Organic Farm.
Parents still sport their designer wardrobe but they seem to not be as concerned with status as most of the other Mainliners do.
Life is great in Chester Springs. The highlight of everyone's day is to drive up and down Rte 401 during any season (Spring and Fall being the best), rolling down car's windows, taking a deep breath and smelling the fresh air, grass, trees, even the lovely farms. In the Fall the scenery is beyond magnificent, with foliage comparable to any major New England town.
Chester Springs residents are proud of their address, 19425 is not only the hottest zip code on the Main Line but it is also the safest town in Chester County, and most likely in the top 25 safest town in the country.
Walking into the Upper Uwchlan police station and seeing the cops being the guys you went to high school with.
Walking into the Chester Springs post office and seeing your friends. The town has a great atmosphere, friendly folk living here.
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