english chestnut

Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.

we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.

Reverse Chestnut

Shoving as many hotdogs and buns up your ass as you can in 10 minutes (Water dipping encouraged)

Damn have you seen the way Steve can reverse chestnut, I’ve never seen anything like it!

Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

nig chestnut

a very handsome and sexy man with a large shlong

"have you seen nig chestnuts massive penis?"

"yeah he put it in my bum"

Roasting Chestnut

A classic holiday sex move, one person fills their mouth with the hot sauce of their choice. The male partner then proceeds to tea bag their partner's hot sauce laden mouth until his nuts are ablaze. Said partner then rubs his roasting nuts on their chest until climax henceforth screaming "Happy Holidays ya filthy animal."

Dude last night I pulled a roasting chestnut on your mom underneath the mistletoe. That shit was on fire!

Urban Chestnut

A young metrosexual male, preferably with a man-bun and/or beard who dresses fashionably. He would be into the current fads or trends and always drinks complicated beverages when dealing with coffee or alcohol.

That urban chestnut will only drink local craft beer what a loser.

That's chestnuts!

Another phrase for "That's bogus"

"I heard the opposing team won the game last night" " Dude, that's chestnuts!"