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The art of absolutely demolishing any food or meal in a short amount of time like the legendary Joey Chestnut.
My stomach is in severe pain from chestnutting 32 Big Macs last night
Exploding your love juice all over an english persons chest after from the 69 position.
we swiched it up in the bedroom lastnight, managed to pull off an english chestnut before passing out.
Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.
A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.
Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!
Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!
When a man has sex with a virgin woman, or one on her period, causing blood to get on the mans penis. Before he cums he pulls out and ejaculates on her chest. The man will the rub the blood on her chest as well.
He took her virginity and gave her a red chestnut last night.
fathomable chestnut: one who is intelligent but makes irritable choices that makes them look stupid
Stoic you fathomable chestnut of a man.
Complaining about something.
Person 1: "Did your mom say anything when you came home late?"
Person 2: "She was shooting chestnuts from the pussy, like always."
A really old kind of wood that was used in antique furniture. Take it from an old-timer guys, if you get a chance to buy some for your "crib", do so.
You can brag to your woman something like this. You: "did you know that this end table is antique, made of genuine wormy chestnut?" Her: "Really, you must know a lot about antiques." You: "Well, you know, i just find them fascinating, and they are so much higher quality than the new furniture." Her: "I know, right?" (Knowing stuff about furniture always impresses the ladies.)