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When you have anal sex with a girl right after they take a dumb and when you take your penis out, the girl licks the poop off of it.
Last night Jenny had a chocolate covered rod!
After i banged her in the ass, i made her like my chocolate covered rod!
When your in the Rofo at 7am and the pacing crackhead next to you is drinking a XL Slurpee thinks you’re taking to long and calls you a “ Chocolate covered Vegan” I can only assume its a crackheads version of a “Karen”
“ Hey your not wearing a mask , ( as they pace back and forth all up in your personal bubble) your a chocolate covered vegan!
A session of dirty anal soaking followed by a docking session without cleaning your dick in between.
I thought it would just be another anal soak, but when he rolled me over and docked me, the shit smears looked like a couple of chocolate-covered pigs in a blanket.
A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.
"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"
When a guy forces both balls into a girls gaping asshole, and twirls them around until they are painfully ejected
Bro did you see the Reddit video of the girl giving the guy some chocolate covered nuts?
A person being salty as a prezel, while still being sweet about it like the sweet chocolate covering the salty prezel.
She's so sweet and salty at the same time. She'said just like a chocolate covered pretzel.
A girl who is beautiful on the surface, but who she is on the inside is the equivalent to a centipede.
" Yeah man, I actually really liked her until I saw those all those disgusting legs start poking through. Definitely just another chocolate covered centipede."