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Another name for vaginal steaming, often done because a person believes it is healthy despite it being very unhealthy.
Despite medical advice, Beth believed her yoni needed cleansing. So she went to an alternative clinic to get a clam cooking. Beth is an idiot.
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The act of muckin bin so violently that you purposefully force air into the vagina in order to intentionally detonate a queef later on during the performance.
Adam, in an act of true passion, had his glasses blown clean off his head while clam grenading Kelly last night
I clam grenaded Gina so hard last night that she blew the covid out my lungs
Timmy couldn’t wait to clam grenade Alison during his first oral experience. He was amazed that her box went off like it had a hair pin trigger
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A dot-shaped nub enveloped in the pearl canopy for protection against abrasion or overstimulation. Located aloft the flesh lettuce and at the crest of the clam, the clitoris is extremely sensitive and is the primary means for a woman to achieve her squirt (although vaginal orgasms are also possible for some women). When the human female achieves a 'chubby'...or a "Fubby"... the clitoris fills with blood and the many condensed nerve endings become even more sensitive, whereby enough stimulation of the clitoris can result in a female orgasm, which releases the pressure by means of .08 second apart contractions throughout the vulva. aka a giant squirt, resulting in the inevitable snail trail douching.
She had a clam pearl the size of a grape!
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Lesbians. This expression refers to women who bump pussy together (clam=bearded clam or pussy AND smashers=humping or rubbing together of said pussys).
Dude, your grandma and Hannah have lived together for the last 25 years. Don't you get it?
They're clam smashers.
Pussy that actually turns men into crazy desperate monsters. A man who is distant and unemotional can get one little taste of a voodoo clam and become a hopeless romantic mess. Double texts, triple texts, and even more than quadruple texts can be found in voodoo clam girl’s phone from thirsty men. It’s a blessing... yet a curse.
All my girl’s exes never stop blowing up her phone. She’s got that voodoo clam.
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The camera typically found at football games that shoots up the cheerleader's skirts.
Oh nice! It looks like the Cowboys found a new guy to operate the Clam Cam!
A woman's vagina expelling fluids and/or penis due to laughter during or after sex.
So after I came, I told her that joke about the farmer and his daughter, and she pulled a Laughing Clam. Stuff went everywhere!
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