clark kent

Used to be thought as Superman's alter ego, but recently it has be pushed that Superman is Clark Kent's alter ego and that Clark Kent is who Kal-el sees himself as. Clark Kent lives in Smallville Kansas, a farming town a few miles away from Metropolis. On the television show Smallville, it is said that Lex Luthor was a friend of Clark Kent for a short while. Clark Kent was adopted by John and Martha Kent, His Friends a teenager include, Pete Ross, Lana Lang, Chloe Sullivan, Lois Lane, The Flash, Aquaman, Cyborg, and Lex Luthor. As an adult he works for the Daily Planet newspaper in Metropolis.

It's mild manner reporter Clark Kent.

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sam clark

to have uncontrollable diarrhea fountains spray from your ass

John: Bruh last night I flooded my toilet when i encountered a sam clark.
Javier: Shit thats tough.

grace clarking

when one fingers themself under a school desk during class with people in the class and class is going on

yo did you see (name) in class today?
yeah bro she was totally grace clarking it…
what a weirdo

Clark Flanks

the dankest of the dank.

"that shit was clark flanks bro"

"yeah it was legit dude, hold on lemme put back on my pringle cap"

Clark kids

Your average lane stoner, usually is seen at Clark anytime from before 1st period to 7 pm, wears hoodies and always has a chrome bag with paint markers or spray paint in it, has beat up and tagged shoes and is usually saying things like “oh tru” or “do u need loud”, or “lemme chief a hit off that” music is always playing, usually goes to lane tech but schools like Lincoln park count too. On there stories you usually see videos of them ghosting blunts while lip syncing music. Sometimes they box or fight at Clark park but are usually too fucked up to care. If you go near clark with food, it will definitely get fiended and will be gone within 1 minute. These Stoners range anywhere to having no clout or a lot. Overall, Clark kids are pretty chill people to be around.

“I just smoked 3 blunts with these Clark kids”

Clark Kent

Easy, he's superman!

Now introducing Daily Planet editor Clark Kent

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Clarking

Being in a state of such utter intoxication, that you are a mere heartbeat away from overdosing. Usually involves complete unresponsiveness, lazy eyes and/or extreme nodding out.

A: "check out travis over there!"
B: "i know! he's clarking hard and he spilled bong water all over!"

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