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Where you proceed to go out in search for clunge. Your one and only aim is for clunge. This is called clunge collecting, you will do anything to get that clunge (girl/vagina).
Crystal: oh no its the minge mauraders ... i dont know how they've found us but they have... run! ... run!
Michelle: I hate those clunge collecting bastards. Darn them to heck.
Crystal: we betta get outta here before they collect our clunge.
Michelle: Thank god they didnt see us... but i knew that clunge collector... he does anything to get clunge nowadays ... i pretty sure they call him Wes around these parts.
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A man whos life is controlled by his girlfriend
I can't believe you're not coming to the pub you clunge puppet.
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Noun. (colloquial) : An aborted foetus or miscarriage.
1) "She's just laid an absolute clunge toad."
2) "Did you ask if you could keep your clunge toad when you were at the hospital?"
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The sticky, gelatin substance that remains around female genitalia after sexual intercourse. What was once simply clunge juice turns into clunge pastry by a process similar to the way iron rusts: oxidisation.
It is believed that in some nations, clunge pastry is seen as an edible delicacy, particularly when spread over some toast with a bit of jam.
Warning: clunge pastry sticks in your pubes.
Bill: How was Cecilia last night?
Ted: The sex was good, snuggling wasn't bad, but I'm still trying to get her clunge pastry out of my sheets - take a look <shows Bill>
Bill: Dude that's fucking disgusting!!
Ted: Dude!! I know!!
Leonardo da Vinci: Iron rusts from disuse, water loses its purity and becomes stagnant... even so does clunge pastry sap the vigour of the penis
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Clunge Plunge is the male act of losing your virginity. A twist on the phrase "To Take The Plunge".
Joe - I took the Clunge Plunge last night
Johnny - Yeah?
Joe - Yeah, didn't last too long though
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When one feasts on a womans fanny in an oral manner
Tank couldn't wait to get home from the game so he could have a Clunge Buffet
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Adaption of the phrase 'knee deep in clunge'. it is when the amount of clunge becomes far too much you need 'clunge bands'. like arms bands when swimming they help keep you afloat in excess clunge.
Clearly clunge bands are not real but metaphorical. Used in sentences when inquiring about a party or gathering.
Other variations include the clunge snorkel and clunge diving equipment.
1: 'So what's this party going to be like tonight?'
2: ' bring your clunge bands, were going to be more than knee deep in clunge'
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