Coaster Ordinance

Any law, ordinance, or made-up law that sounds like, or is utter bull-shit.

Due to the implementation of the coaster ordinance, you cant skate in this neighborhood on the street.

You can not wear your hat in the month of February.

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Roller Coaster

A chick who puts her pussy on a guys face and rubs up and down and drags it side to side and maybe a pelvis pop or 2.

Cole: Damn that chick gave me a
roller coaster all over my face.

Diddy: Nuh uh, don't lie.

Green Haired Chick: Yeah I did.

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Troller Coaster

When you continuously troll a single person more than once in a single session.

Dave: Dude, I just trolled Jenna five times.
Mark: Haha, looks like you gave her a ride on the Troller Coaster.

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Roller coaster

to have sex with a girl from behind while her head facing down towards the bottom of the stairs, you then proceed to punch her in the head and ride her all the way down to the bottom of said stairs.

I rode her all the way to the bottom of the roller coaster!

There once was a guy from Bel-air
who was doing his girl on the stairs
the banister broke
so he quickened his stroke
and finished her off in mid-air!

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Coaster enthusiast

Dangerous individuals. It’s highly likely most were bullied as children and have undergone some deep trauma in their lives.

A lot of them are perverts. Some trans enthusiasts are known to pray on the vulnerable, seeking out their pray and obtaining their addresses by ‘free photo giveaways’ as a ploy to know where their victim lives.

If you ever come across one, please be careful

“Did you see the free photo giveaway that Jackie the coaster enthusiast posted on Twitter? Yes mate, it’s a trap, stay safe & don’t give them your personal info”

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butt coaster

A toilet seat used for sleding.

Jimmy, grab your awesome butt coaster. its snowing!

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Coaster pants

When you laugh really hard, so you nearly wet yourself, your gunna need some coaster pants! The origin of this phrase is never clear, but we have a gorgeous liverpool bloke to thanks for it somehwere down the line...

I just sent you an email by the way.

Will it be funny?

Oh yes, hope you have you coaster pants on!

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