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Cockblock

When a guy who is trying to get laid doesn't because another dude says or does something to prevent that from happening. Can also occur between women (also known as twat swatting).

A man's dumbass friend spots him trying to make a move on the hot blonde girl at the bar and decides to be a real dick and cockblock his mate.....

Man: Hey let me buy you drink....
Woman: Yeah sure
Dumbass: Hey man, how's your AIDS? *walks away*
Man:.........fuck.

by P. Trotsky January 26, 2011

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cockblocker

A guy who tries to steal another guys girlfriend/date etc.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

12πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


cockblocker

One who prevents a guy from banging a girl. Usually a friend or family member, motivated either by jealousy or the fact that they can't get any and don't want to see you get some.

I put the moves on Jane last night but her protective cockblocker brother aggressively cockblocked me and asked me to leave the party as he didn't want me to get any.

by igotcockblocked February 12, 2006

13πŸ‘ 18πŸ‘Ž


cockblock

to knowingly take one persons efforts with the opposite sex and substitude the first person with ones self

i was hitting on this fine woman and this guy cockblocks me and steals her from me.

by raul January 17, 2003

16πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Cockblock

when a bitch friend come in between and your lady friend when your trying to have a romantic moment

Damn man, Mehrab cockblocked me when i was trying to get my mack on with Danielle.

by lolthewhitekidfromthe818 November 5, 2010

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Cockblock

The true identity of a fictional character that likes to go by the name of Asia Argento in a light novel/anime series known as Highschool DxD

β€œDo you want to attack me?”

Buchou spoke as if she had seen through my heart. As usual it seemed like my thoughts were easy to read.

β€œIf Cockblock wasn't here, I may have been attacked… seems like during our time alone…”

by Wubbadu June 7, 2016

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


cockblocker

1. a female/male that prevents someone from getting sex.
2. someone who blocks the cock.
3. Luana

Luanaaa Ribeiro

"Daaamn look at Luana shes a hardcore cockblocker!"

by carolbitchh May 29, 2007

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž