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Generous Cocksucker

A gay cocksucker who gives straight men a financial donation for allowing the faggot to suck him off. The straight man never does anything back as far as reciprocation and either watches pussy videos or thinks of pussy while it takes place. The faggot loves having the privledge of sucking off the straight king and being able to eat the baby batter that he normally would never have the opportunity. In essance, the faggot pays for that precious straight mans baby batter. The amount of the financial donation depends on the size of the straight mans dick and how hot the straight man is but usually at least $100 for 30-60 minutes.

While in college, Greg had his own personal and generous cocksucker a/k/a "Cocksucking ATM" to earn some extra money. Greg had a big 9" dong and knew faggots would do anything to suck it. Why work at McDonald's for minimum wage when you can earn big bucks to kick back for an hour and let an expert eager cocksucker pay you to massage your fatty and extract a big load while you think and watch pussy videos. Greg thought "why waste it jerking off when I can have a faggot pay me top dollar to suck me off while I smell my girl friends panties!"

by Dong Massuse October 20, 2008

375๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


shitfaced cocksucker

Combinations of curse words are typically used for insults when angrier than usual. This one, for unknown reasons, sounds better than most others and continues to be used by many in random explosions of anger.

<fyrehart> I am a shitfaced cocksucker!
<no_one_2000> Yeah, you are.

by no_one_2000 May 29, 2005

42๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


shiteating cocksucker

someone who both consumes dick and shit at the same time.

"Tommy is such a shiteating cocksucker"

by krimsonnazi November 1, 2009

50๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cocksucker Convention

When two or more brown-nosing employees join company bigwigs on a lavish vacation to try an weasel their way into a better position within the company. This is also a chance to talk bad about your fellow co-workers.

Bryan:
Hey Paul, are you headed to Costa Rica this year?

Paul:
Fuck that shit! You really think I'd go to the cocksucker convention.

Bryan:
You did last year.

by Tatersalad2000 January 6, 2012

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Arrogant Cocksucker

A condescending, mean spirited, despicable prick. Someone if you never saw or interacted with again, it would be too soon! One wants this type of person in their life about as much as they would want a rash on their own ass,however, sometimes they are simply unavoidable( Boss, Co-worker,neighbor,etc.). Just the sight of this individual can make you sick.

I can't stand how Bill talks down to me! He's a real arrogant cocksucker and I'd love to knock his ass in the grass!

by T123456789 August 5, 2011

16๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cocksucker red

The wearing of bright red lipstick by a female.

Samantha always wears that bright red lipstick. I think it's called cocksucker red.

by Jack Madison December 20, 2016


cocksucking thundercunt

A cock sucking thunder cunt is a wet pussy that just wants dick after (dick) mostly likely can fit three blacks or 25 asians

Hey you know I think Brooklyn is a cocksucking thundercunt since there have been five different blacks walk in her room

by I'm a black bitch March 11, 2016