Used to cut down someone who is either saying something simple or acting in a simple way and wanting you to respond
"hey dad, do you think anyone gives the tooth fairy money when she loses a tooth?"
DAD STARES
"very good son. Coconut"
4π 4π
A SchwarzΓ© trying to be white.
My name is Gupta Singh but you call me Bobby. (innit)
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Something you see that you know you will think about when you masturbate later.
"Holy Shit!!...a parade of naked women! i got my coconuts for today."
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A burnett who has often blonde moments
Girl 1: did she just ask what tuna is?
Girl 2: Yeah she is such a blonde, but wait she has brown hair
Girl 1: yeah shes a coconut
Girl 2: oh yeah haha
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A derogatory term used in Australasia for people from the Polynesian islands. Particularly Tonga and Samoa.
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An action of using your palm to hit someone's head.
That guy looks like a bird, let's go and coconut him.
5π 7π
Alex has a nice set of coconuts...
yeah they are bigger than Jenna's Twins...
i wish i had a pair
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