Coffee

A drink that does wonders for your skin. Mainly used in the morning, but some drink it all day through. Usually a drink found in your every-day cafés.

Can be made into many forms such as:

Americano, A Shot in the Dark, Black coffee, Cafe au Lait, Cafe Breva, Caffe Latte, Cafe Macchiato, Cappuccino, Double, or Double Shot, Dry Cappuccino, Espresso Con Panna, Flavored coffee, Frappe, Greek Coffee, Hammerhead, Iced coffee, Indian (Madras) filter coffee, Instant coffee (or soluble coffee), Irish coffee, Mocha .. etc.

Side Note: Delicious!

One Coffee with extra cream and sugar, please.

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Coffee

The source of all power.

Oh almighty coffee, grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change.

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coffee?

so i figure... ya know... we could... if that's aight

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for-coffee

"for-coffee", is a pefect replacement fot fuck off, just say it quickly and it can be a quite harmless way of telling someone to fuck off. and if you use it wisely it can be very effective. e.g.:

"mum why did you use the last of the milk"?
"FOR-COFFEE"!

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Coffee

Every college students necessity. The addictive drug that makes you stay alert when there is no earthly reason you should still be awake. It achieves this by tricking the brain into thinking that you have had a good night's sleep. Many generations have used this drug to get through exams, tests, and boring meetings.

John: What time did you go to sleep last night? You looking glowing.
Sally: Man, I didn't. I just took coffee.
John: Whoa, dude!

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Coffee

A drink made from coffee beans and water that can be highly addictive. Used to help you stay awake for anything from studying to playing your Xbox till the early hours of the morning. Also used to wake you up when you are extremely tired from doing stuff like that.

"I'm so tired, I got no sleep last night."
"Here, have some coffee to get you going."

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Coffee

A Black woman's vaginal juices.

"Yo I don't drink coffee, but I'll definitely have some if its poured, by those ebony honies over there! It'll definitely keep me woke & ready all damn night!"

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