food coma

The feeling of listlessness, bordering on sleep, that one feels after eating a large meal, often caused by a rush of blood to the stomach and intestines during food digestion.

Man, we ate the whole Pupu platter and now I'm slipping into a food coma.

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meat coma

When you have consumed so much food that the only thing your capable of is lying around, watching tv, sleeping, moaning or complaining that your full as shit.

Dude theres no way i can work out today ive been in a meat coma for over an hour.

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Cum Coma

For females the part after sex induced by the jackhammer effect or jackrabbit pounding, resulting in a dazed, confused, lazy, sleepy, lethargic, low-eyed physical state. (I.E. from Mortal Kombat the "Finish her!" swaying.) Although most females wont admitt to being in the Cum Coma, you can always tell by the look in her eyes. The Cum Coma is also ranked on levels ranging from 1 to 10.

Dude whats wrong with that fine honey? Sam gave her the Sniper Strech then pounded her into the Cum Coma! Holy shit just look at her eyes, shes a fucking level 10!

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Youtube Coma

An unsettling experience where one goes on youtube to watch a single video and wakes up hours later not knowing what time it is or how much of their life was just wasted watching videos.

Are you okay? Where the hell were you?

Yeah, sorry, lost track of time... Must have been a youtube coma. What day is it?

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lunch coma

Passing out after lunch or other meal due to slow digestion.

Due to poor digestion, she was unable to resist the lunch coma that put her in the supine after both lunch and dinner.

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Sushi Coma

The lazy relaxed and sleepy feeling one has after eating too much sushi. likely due to the large amount of starch in the rice.

I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. I had a case of sushi coma.

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Stress Coma

When you are so stressed that you can’t do work but you also can’t relax enough to take a break. You are stuck in procrastination purgatory between work and break for hours, days, maybe even weeks.

I have so much work to do ... I've been in such a stress coma all day.