Sexual Combat

Banging or having sex. But before you finish with the person your banging, you must yell out MORTAL KOMBAT! and either the person your banging or your friends, preferably your friends, must yell out FINISH HER! Then you must preform some sort of cool move resembling one from mortal kombat, this move must involve your semen.

"Wow i cannot belive you challenged Nora to sexual combat, what was your fatality"

"I totally threw some semen in her face....just like sub zero"

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combat kip

short nap usually taken before a night out before "battle commences" with the objective of having more energy later.

Steve: What time are we going out on the piss tonight?

Martin: I am Knackered so I am having a combat kip before we go.

direct combat

Someone you know has been an asshole and pointed fingers at a lot of people and now it's on you.

"I never knew how they really felt until he fucking melted down and accused me. " I'm on direct combat!

Madness Combat

Madness combat. Madness combat is a series that contains MASS BRUTAL VIOLENCE made by Matt Jolly, Also known as krinkels and it all happened because of the boombox man. Fuck-

Me: hey look!

My friend: Isn’t it that Dilf from Madness combat?

Me: What? 🙃

Combat Whiskey

Whiskey - in NATO phonetic alphabet is short or the letter "W" and is often used as a standard radio proword to say "wife" . If you get a message on the radio to contact Whiskey W it means call your wife when your watch is over. Conversely your Combat Whiskey is the deployment 292 girl that you are cheating on your wife with.

Radio traffic: California Gate, Florida. Stingray contact combat whiskey on NSL.

Radioman relays message: Hey GM1, California Gate said call that fat bitch you been fucking in third platoon on a non-secure line when your watch is over.

GM1: Fuck you Radio, I've seen your 292, and that bitch is busted.

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combat brownie

When somone defacates in a sock and then beats another person with it until the sock is empty.

Man, you gave her a mean combat brownie!

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stage combat

Hitting someone without actually hitting someone. Get it?

That was some nasty stage combat there!

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