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The time in a man's life when he realizes he must shave his receding hairline
It's time for Lebron James to come home and put that hairline out of it's misery
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To be totally honest about something.
Friend #1: "I'mma come clean; I let Shonda with the blonde hair stick her finger in my butt while she was giving me head."
Friend #2: "TMI bro. TMI."
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When you and your toxic ex have been feeling a hard vibe of possibly getting back together while they’re been seeing someone else they aren’t happy with. This is when you tell them to come back home.
“You don’t look happy with him Cindy, come home”
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A slang term used in response towards an issuer of verbal threats and/or an aggressive posture, to indicate that the receiver of the threats is ready, willing and able to engage in physical combat, in an act of self-defense should the issuer of the threats wish to escalate the situation to a physical one. This slang term is normally used by people who are extremely confident in their ability to easily neutralize/subdue the aggressor. eg. Walk the walk, don't just talk the talk.
Hothead: Hey homeboy, yo mamma was gud' in bed last nite, haha!
Icecold: Come at me...
*Icecold knocks Hothead the fuck out with 1 punch to the jaw*
Icecold: You were sayin' bitch?
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Used to define something clutch or a great opportunity. Can be used to describe a positive outcome to a situation. Usually used in reference towards commotitties or women.
"I just got these new yeezys on aliexpress for $5 bruh" "Bro that's not a come up you trippin ass nigga"
"I just copped me some percocet this is the biggest come up ever"
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Getting called on the carpet, dressed down, or otherwise chewed out in a severe manner. Usually used in conjunction with "meetin'" (meeting)
He was late one too many times, so the old man dragged him in the office for a "come to jesus meetin'".
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Someone coming at you in disrespect
Man he coming sideways!
*Man he coming at me sideways!
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