spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti is how you would describe a hamster who does not like to eat its spaghetti (this is very bad) in this very rare case you should subscribe to pewdiepie or your hamster might drown in its own sweat
oh my gosh you have such a spaghetti as a sweaty yeti covered in petty confetti it must be so ghastly!
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The act of a man inserting a tampon into his rectum while he has a sick stomach and asking his partner to pull the string of the tampon out making a surprise explosion of diarrhea confetti!
“I heard our neighbors wife screaming last night. Turns out Joel pulled the good old Atomic Confetti trick on her!”
Similar to, "Irish Confetti," but instead of rocks and sticks being used as projectiles in a rebellious protest, the projectiles consist of feces and buckets of piss.
When they were publicly protesting the taxes on city water-pipes, Angus and his crew got so wound-up that they threw Scottish Confetti towards the Governor's podium; can someone please go bail them out?
The act of filling a condom with poop and cum, then attaching it to a ceiling fan and let tin’ it fly.
We had polish confetti party.
When someone accidentally blows their fingers off while popping fireworks on the 4th of July, leaving a gruesome mess.
“Careful with those fireworks, you don’t want to make finger confetti!”
When your significant other is angry with you and the normal “calm down” or shut the fuck up fails. Simply switch out their Tampons with “Party poppers” upon removal you will have a fresh serving of Tuna Confetti. Long live Ramtucky!
My girl was so angry I switched her Tampons to party poppers because who doesn’t love an angry bang!
shut up and make me Tuna Confetti !
Scratchcard scratchings
Fuck me there's colburn confetti all over outside shop must of been a wedding