Bald as a coot

A well good term used to describe a lack of pubic hair on a womans flower or muff as it were. Basically a shaved/waxed fanny!

'ooo iv got a right mound on me, i better get rid'
couple of minutes later...
'bald as a coot'

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coot fucktard

A person that smells like oatmeal and can't afford tampons

The boy said hey look mommy a coot fucktard

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coot bag

Just another word for a really loose vagina.

After many uses, Jenny had a huge coot bag.

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coot scooting

Messing around

Stop coot scooting around.

dane coote

a muay thai fighting homo, how likes to drop to their knee's to suck the win out of an opponent, instead of getting a ligit win

dane coote dropped to his knees to avoid a round house, and blew the opponent away.

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coot rag

A coot rag (rag of the cooter) is a very universal term, ranging from its actual meaning (a rag used to clean vaginal fluids usually a mix of semen and pussy au jus) to its more oftenly used slang meaning, "dude quit bein a coot rag"...pretty much one of the best insults of 21st century.

try it out and baffle your friends....and when they say "dude, what the fuck is a coot rag...just be like GOD YOUR DUMB, go look it up on urban dictionary....ya COOT RAG!

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COOT SACK

A large sack of fat above the pussy of a large women.

You could see Chelsea's COOT SACK throught her one piece bikini today at the beach...

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