A deadly sickness that is easy to recover from but hard to battle
“My mom has coronavirus but she is getting better
The coronavirus is a virus that causes people to go crazy and buy to much shit they don’t need and forces kids to do online school and not see their friends (but stay inside kids)
“the coronavirus drove the kids crazy as they wished to see their friends”
The 2020 Oxford Children’s Word of the Year! Yes, that's right oxford actually put this word in a fucking CHILDRENS dictionary.
Oxfords definition: a type of virus that can cause pneumonia and other diseases in humans and animals
My definition: A virus that causes people to buy way to much toilet paper, and makes kids go through the hell that is an online school.
Synonyms: Corona, Covid 19, Covid, SARS-CoV-2, Hell, Death, Suicide note
The coronavirus is sending us to our grave
A virus that makes you buy all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer, but no food, so you die from starvation.
Dave died from coronavirus. That bastard starved to death.
A crown with sharp ends, breaks the lies the web mends. A fake virus to drive up fear. No longer will it continue. I already lost sight of it, in my rear view mirror. A curse on words, the crown broke it down. And with all the winnings, humanity started to rebound.
A mound or a sound, we just ants and coronavirus is fake, that we no longer need or see around.
Guy 1: bruh, I'm depressed bc school
Guy 2: yeah me too
Coronavirus: I can fix that