Cottage Country

A poor nigga's hood.

Person 1: "You from Cottage Country?"

Ethan: " Yeah nigga, I'm a gay ass faggot nigga!"

cottage shirt

A shirt worn at a cottage and around town while cottaging. MUST be a plaid collared shirt, but with only 2 buttons done up (no buttons is also allowed) and the sleeves rolled up. Used for protection from cold wind and bugs and in stores that require shoes and a shirt (flip flops are mandatory while cottaging) Can be worn for as many days as needed since cleanliness doesnt matter and laundry isnt done at a cottage.

Mom: are you all packed for the cottage?
Me: yeah i have my swim trunks and my cottage shirt what more do i need?
Mom: (muttering) kids these days...

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cottage core

gibby

Person 1: How come when I search up 'cottage core', gibby shows up?
Person 2: Because gibby IS cottage core.

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Cottage Grove

Where all the suburban cul-de-sac gangsters are and the place where they invented chevy cavalier racing!

white guy: wat ya gonna do today homespice?

notha white guy:gonna chill in my cheeseslices cul-de-sac.

2. Oh no homebiscuit its the Cottage Grove fuzz!

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Cottage Cheese

A woman's ass that is large, jiggly, and contains stretch-marks.

That stripper had a bad case of cottage cheese. probably because she eats too much of the stuff.

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cottage

a dump that kids get fucked up in and get laid all the time by hot bitchs. Blunts booze n broads are always found in the shithole.

burnham i am gonna fuck you up bitch n then tap that girl doggy style.

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cottage loaf

The act of using a slice of bread to wipe the toilet bowl in a public toilet clean, before eating as a tasty gay snack.

Jordon was peckish after rimming Danny, so opted for a cottage loaf

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