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A stoner couch old couch that is usualy used, ugly, and sinks in deep when you sit in it, and people get stoned and fall asleep
last night i had some good shit and i smoked it on the stoner couch.
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several young guys hanging out or teens on a sleep over end up on the sofa watching late night skinemax each under his own blanket simultaneously jerking
can substitute tv for laptop on table in front of couch for more explicit porn 3.0 especially since taking turns gives everyone else blue balls
the lust level is extremely high sitting together on the couch watching cinemax porn. The bravest guy, usually the biggest boner, starts jerking first either balls out or under blanket. The first guy to comment is usually the next guy to start jerking. It quickly becomes a couch jerk everyone jerking -- sometimes a race starts to first orgasm.
It only becomes a gay couch jerk if one's boner if jerked by another's hand.
couch jerking avoids getting jizz on the laptop in the bathroom
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A booty, particularly a phat one. Idealy a slim waist and phat booty,
Sometines when i poke 'em they say ouch, I like gurls wit fat couches.
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A defining moment when you know someone has gone off the deep end. Inspired by Tom Cruise's recent behavior on Oprah. Also see jump the shark
My new boyfriend Benny seemed totally normal until he jumped the couch and started rubbing spicy brown mustard on his body at my family reunion.
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An effective and often used method to drastically shorten the stay of unwanted houseguests.
My in-laws were coming to stay for a week so I picked up a terrarium and a large, non-venomous snake at House of Reptiles and released it into the couch in the front room which also happened to be their fold-out guest bed and as they walked through the door, my five-year-old son yelled out, “snake in the couch!”
a couch used for sex in lieu of payment
An attractive woman walkes into a lawyers office and says "i dont have any money to pay your fee". Lawyer replies "thats ok, we can work it out on the fee couch".
A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.
After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.