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An older woman, usually with abnormally large breasts and a very small waist looking to get some action from a defenseless young male. Cougars usually range from the ages of 35-55 and can be vicious creatures out to end puppy love relationships. Cougars dwell in small, dark, high class bars in downtown settings where they can quickly sneak up on their prey, rendering them defenseless. The night usually ends in waking up next to the cougar after a night of sexual escapades to her child getting ready for school. Beware of cougars, beware.
Defenseless College Student 1: What happened to you last night? You were with us at the bar then you just kind of disappeared.
DCS 2: Dude, I was attacked by a cougar last night.
DCS 1: Fuck.
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A divorced woman who is going through menopause. She was the town slut in youth, had an abortion before she was married, and uses sex to advance in a career instead of hard, honest work. She enjoys going after men that are the age her aborted child would have been if it was still alive. She uses girlfriends that are more attractive then herself as lures for younger men, because they would not touch her with a ten foot pole. She cares little to nothing about the psychological affects of her actions will have on her sons.
She is constantly making and loosing friends who drop out of sight when they figure out the type of person she is. Her male friends rarely tell her the truth and are losers in business.
Former girlfriend:
No, I don't hang out with that cougar anymore, especially after her son, who is young enough to be my child, made a pass at me.
Yes, she laughed at the information for hours in private and made up a story about her son allegedly enlisting in the army, thinking that made up for her bad parenting and his actions.
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An older woman (35+) who preys upon young sexual toys. While most cougars prefer their victims under 25 years of age, some rare types will stalk those as old as ten years their junior. Cougars frequently wear push-up bras and glitter, prowling about karaoke bars and jello wrestling pits for firm, youthful flesh. Not uncommonly, a real cougar would say they aren't one. That way their target would be falsely reassured before the fatal pounce.
"Ellen is a cougar. She is flat-out lying, and she is looking to hurt us, store our bodies up some tree and quietly and contentedly much on our carcasses at her leisure."
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A woman 35 and older who is capable of gaining the attention of cubs (men 18-29 years of age). While some Cougars are actively seeking relationships with cubs, others simply like the idea of staying sexy and knowing that they could catch a cub if they wanted to.
Wow, Denise Richards (Kate Beckensale, Salma Hayek, Jada Pinkett, Elle Macpherson, Gwen Stefani, etc.) is one hot Cougar!
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A cougar cannot be defined simply, as one cannot consciously seek out a cougar. One can only prepare him/herself to confirm a positive cougar sighting by familiarizing themselves with the common signs/traits of a cougar. Many mistakenly fall back on their general knowledge of cougars to incorrectly confirm and report a cougar encounter. Those who are commonly sighted in public and misidentified are usually not actual cougars but are their more familiar and far less cunning cousin- the puma. Cougars are always on the prowl for a new mate and are seasoned in their tactics to not be easily identified, as they served many years as a bobcat gaining experience prior to attaining their seasoned cougar status. If you feel the presence of a cougar on the prowl you may instinctively experience a chill down your spine. It is advisable to shy away and avoid falling prey to the attack. When drinking it is good prevention to have a wingman that honors the Sheppard’s rule to not let you leave the herd or the watering hole without their approval.
Three common flaws in the cougar’s camouflage:
1. She knows a lot of your acquaintances and they tend to have positive initial individual reactions to seeing her, but quickly shy away when they realize they are in the herd. (Cougars are known to prey upon many animals in the same herd that generally enjoy the experience but fear publicly admitting the encounter, as falling prey to a cougar scars the reputation.)
2. Despite her ability to fit in by wearing the current fashion, during conversation about current popular music or TV culture she may make references of many retro or historical topics that you may or may not have some basic knowledge of. (Cougars are generally fifteen or more years older than they appear in a dimly lit bar or club and generally prey upon victims substantially younger than they are.)
3. Cougars tend to have trophy toys to entice their prey such as expensive sports cars, hot tubs, expensive homes, etc. which are products of their years of success in their careers. (These luxuries are not easily afforded during the more youthful period that preceded becoming a cougar.)
Bear in mind, once a cougar on the prowl has cornered you, separated you from the herd and pounced, you too will likely not publicly admit to the encounter.
Famous outed Cougars: Demi Moore (Ashton=victim), Naomi Watts (Heath Ledger=victim) Joan Collins, Cameron Diaz, Cher (countless victims…)
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Any woman, usually a mother, who dates, sleeps with, or seeks out men for companionship that are 5 years or more the womans junior. Generally attractive, can be slutty but not a requirement. They tend to enjoy the company of the younger crowd due to being more free spirited. Not incapable of getting older men just generally highly sexual and finds younger men to be more her sexual equal than older gentlemen. Does not need to be over 30 but most of these women are.
"Dude, you're like 24, how old is your lady?"
"She's 30 dude, bagged myself a cougar. Giggity."
MILF cougar sexy horny highly sexual young men older women over sexed
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A woman 35+ who is divorced or single and is always on the lookout for a new man or bonking buddy mostly seen at bars and clubs with other cougars usually has a few younger males sniffing around her
"Look it's the cougar brigade"
"Your mums a cougar"
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