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five finger coupon

The act of "giving someone permission to take and not give back, especially under that someone's false pretense."

Don't mistake me cutting your hair as me giving you a five finger coupon. PAY ME MY MONEY!

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant June 6, 2007

15๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Breakfast Coupon Shuffle

Primarily used in the hospitality industry; The act of offering breakfast coupons to disgruntled guests to remedy absolutely any type of negative situation. It's a very cheap (virtually free) means of averting the guest's attention as well as mildly satisfying them.

That guest was pissed dawg...pulled the ol' breakfast coupon shuffle and she was fine.

by T and D Associates July 27, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dead Dad Coupon

A term used to excuse inappropriate behavior that would otherwise be punished or to receive goods or services for free following the death of one's mother or father.

"You can't go outside and smoke up instead of helping with the cleaning."
"Lay off him, dude. He's using his dead dad coupon."

"Hey, Jim, could you please pay for my dinner bill for me."
"Yeah, Jim, you almost have to. He's redeeming his dead dad coupon."

by xteri December 28, 2010

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


No nut November coupon

There shall be no such thing. The counsel shall not tolerate such madness. Why is there a point of having a No Nut November when you have the opportunity to have a sweet release. If you use this you shall be punished if you are caught. We are Man the superior beings not pussies using coupons.

DefinitionNo Nut November coupon is a coupon having the opportunity to have a sweet release that will not be tolerated by the counsel

by The Counsel November 1, 2021

10๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


yuppie drinking coupon

A twenty-dollar bill, esp. one acquired from an automatic teller machine (ATM).

Brad thinks he's such hot stuff, just "casually" waving those yuppie drinking coupons around like that. He can get the next round, then.

by dwpocius May 26, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


9/11 coupon

A Federal Reserve note, most notably the twenty-dollar bill. When folded simply but cleverly into the shape of a plane, an image uncannily alike the burning world trade center appears "right on the money."

Funny bunch those illuminati within the Fed who designed the 9/11 coupon as such so that the average american can begin to get a sense for what the NWO is really about and how it really controls their daily lives...

by dillettante October 17, 2006

27๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


Crack Coupon

A coupon used by the homeless to buy crack and crack related items with a good deal. Coined by none other than me.

Cuz f my Co-Op Crack Coupon, i only payed 50% of my crack.

by Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! September 17, 2007

1๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž