Courtesy Lick

Licking the opening to an orifice in order to provide lubrication to ease the pain of penetration. The licking is performed by the penetrating individual out of courtesy.

Can I at least get a courtesy lick before you fuck me?

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Common Courtesy

a. to be polite and to respond timely to invitations because you shouldn't be a douchebag and say MAYBE to an invitation because you know people have to fucking cook for a certain amount of people!!!

b. to talk to other guests at a dinner party and not avoiding eye contact and acutally listening to the hostess when she says "please sit down"

c. not being a major douchebag

"hey, can you sit down and have some common courtesy for your hostess?"

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cumming courtesy

The action of cleaning up your semen after masturbating at a friends house.

I had cumming courtesy when I cleaned the jizz off of the floor at Jimmy's house.

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Courtesy Cough

The cough, necessary or not, made by a bathroom stall dweller, alerting outsiders that the stall is in use.

With the stall lock broken, Brad felt the need to give a courtesy cough, just in case someone felt the need to intrude on his private poop area.

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courtesy porn

Porn that is in bathrooms of houses that are lived in exclusively by guys. It's understood that you're not supposed to jack off to it.

I usually watch courtesy porn at work.

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courtesy flush

When you're in a public restroom, going number 2, flushing the toilet while you're still using it to lessen the odor and as a neighborly gesture.

Yo dude, give me a courtesy flush........you're making this bathroom rank.

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courtesy candle

candle used to cover the smell of your shit when you are sharing quarters with other people

Would you please light the courtesy candle, it smells like something died in there!