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The Craft Market

The general propensity for people to deceive. The 'real world' of conspiracy and exploitation.

'Are you sure about trusting a mysterious company with all of your belongings?'

'Surely no-one would set up a fake courier company on the off chance that they would be asked to transport something worth more than the cost of setting up the scam in the first place!'

'Never underestimate The Craft Market.'

by H.G.Rubin May 27, 2009


war craft

to be gay and play computer games all of your life and never once get laid

you warcraft too much

by stevedave December 08, 2003


hover craft

Not touching your ass to the toilet seat when taking a sh*t.

Someboday sprayed mud all over the toilet seat so I had to pull the hovercraft to get rid of my business.

by BTK Representative - El Capitano May 06, 2004


CRAFT Moment

Short for 'Cant Remember A Fucking Thing'
commonly used when trying to remember something but for some reason you cant.
Sometimes known as a 'Mental Blank'

I cant remember the name of that song, Im having a craft moment

by Kitty Firefly July 11, 2008


Bus Craft

Homework completed on a bus. Originated in England (2005).

This homework is 'bus craft'.

by Anonymous Passenger October 12, 2005


star craft

Strategy Game created by Blizzard Software for the PC. Widely played by Koreans.

<Korean1> hey let's play starcraft
<Korean2> lol we're korean
<Korean1> rofl

by ypeels January 25, 2003


Craft Hippie

A craft hippie is, simply, a hippie who makes hippie culture themed arts and crafts, and sells them. Examples include beaded necklaces, tie-dye t-shirts, dream catchers, etc. It is not uncommon for such hippies to travel in Volkswagen buses to sell their goods.

Davis: Hey, Bryan, where did you get that nice hemp bracelet?

Bryan: Oh, There was a craft hippie at Safeway selling them out of his van!

by CrepedCrusader May 12, 2011