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Running a bar of soap through your partner's ass crack. Move is best used during a playful sexy shower.
Guy: Can I wash your sweet rump?
Girl: Do it like a credit card!
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A "Michigan Credit Card" is known in the state of Michigan as a "Bridge Card" or EBT card. Its food stamps in a Debit Card format. Due to the states current employment issues, many people, including those just out of high school who have never even attempted to work a day in their life but already have a child or 2 and one on the way, obtain Michigan Credit Cards. The cards accounts are "filled" on particular days throughout the month, and if you go shopping on these certain days, you will be able to discern those using their Michigan Credit Card from those who actually work for a living. Simply give a cursory examination of the grocery carts' contents, and watch the shopping habits of the shoppers themselves. The Michigan Credit Card users grab many of one or several items, usually national brand items, without checking price, etc.. People who work for a living will carefully select those items which they can afford, looking for sale or marked-down items, denying themselves "extras" such as ice-cream, ho-ho's, and Mountain Dew 24 packs (all of which can be found in a MCC users cart) instead buying hamburger and other essentials. These essentials are usually the store brand. Although Michigan Credit Cards are for grocery shopping, MANY gas stations and party stores accept Michigan Credit Cards.
Dave--DUDE....what is up with those two 18 year-olds with tenderloin and porterhouse steaks in their cart? I bust my ASS for a living and Im buying hamburger.
Mike--Check the date on the calendar, dude. Im sure its ALLLL goin on their Michigan Credit Card..or cardS.
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A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.
Dickhead: "Give me all your money"
You: "Fuck you"
Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"
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when u like have shit ur owed and like but its on ur credit card
oh shit i got credit card debt guess i'll die or shit
Taking your hand, in a Karate Chop position, and swiping it between someone's butt cheeks.
Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
A Siphon for stealing fuel out of a car
Hey man, gas is to high to buy. Do you happen to have a California credit card?
The thing you say for a twitch streamer or a YouTube star
Guy 1: hey yo you see her ass on twitch heard she got an onlyfans
Guy 2: damn bro can I get her credit card info