Rural Dictionary

Creeper

1. Any weird old man that has, is, or will stalk/stare at/rape a woman/man/child that they don't know. Creepers are also known to break into peoples' homes and watch them sleep for hours at a time.

2. An annoying, explosive, green, penis-shaped enemy from the game "Minecraft"

1.

Tammy: They 'Becca, do you see that guy standing out there at that bus stop?
Rebecca: Yes, why?
Tammy: He's been staring at us for an hour.
Rebecca: He must be a total creeper!
Tammy: Let's go walk into that dark, dead end alley way that no one will follow us into.
Creeper: *follows girls into the alley*

2.
Minecraft Guy: Wow, it took me DAYS, but I've finally finished making my super awesome castle that nothing will happen to!
Creeper: *walks up silently behind Minecraft Guy*
Minecraft Guy: *turns around*
Creeper: That's a nice EVERYTHING you have there. It would be a SHAME if something were to happen to it.
Minecraft Guy: NOOOO!!
Creeper: SSSSSS- *explodes, demolishing the castle*

by Captain Jean-Luc Picard's Dick November 2, 2010

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Creeper

1. An armless green hostile mob in the sandbox game Minecraft. Creepers are among the most annoying of the hostile mobs because they explode, causing damage to most structures in the game.

2. A sketchy person, most often male, that tries to pick up younger members of the opposite sex.

1. *Steve, looking over a crater that was a house*
Steve: I leave home for 3 minutes to harvest wheat, and what do I get?! A Creeper in my house!!

2. Amy (to her friend Lucy): That guy over there- with the 5 o'clock shadow and the overcoat- he looks like a creeper. Let's am-scray before he sees us.

by DJ 3 September 8, 2012

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Creeper

A creepy person who watches you, lurks your myspace/facebook, and is rather queer-looking. He is usually the person to follow you home, or to urinate right beside you when the other urinals are available; someone you dont want around, unless you are a creeper.

"Hey, yesterday I was followed by a creeper."
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, and he molested my sanity."
"Shit, son! Let's fuck him up!"
"Hellz yes!"

by loobloo April 1, 2007

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Creepers

People who pride themselves on starring, judging, photographing victims, and making catchy annotations. Creepers usually work in pairs, and do so discretely. They creep from all angles, day and night, rain or shine. They pride themselves in their creepbility to capture amazing pictures of creeptastic occurrences.

Kelly and Julianne are professional creepers. They lurk patiently in the shadows, taking pictures of innocent victims and laughing silently amungst themselves. Those who see them dodge from view, in fear of being humiliated and judged.

by CreepinUp March 1, 2011

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creeper

Creepers are creatures - specifically human beings, but could possibly be other species of animals (to a much lesser degree) - that are notorious for creeping. What does “creeping” entail, and how do you spot a creeper? Creepers display a bizarre, and sometimes compulsive, attraction towards a person. Creeping is the verb that describes what a creeper undertakes.
1. Persistence to get involved in your life somehow: Even if all you say to them is “Hi,” this brings satisfaction to them. But no, creepers want more. They will try their darndest to strike up a conversation with you, even if it is severely lacking in interest on your behalf. They will follow you every which way you go. They will talk about you with your friends, asking them questions about you and trying to reap information about you, even if they were people that they usually wouldn’t even think of conversing with because they were just so creepy. They will take the most miniscule joke that you make, latch onto it, and deem it as something “special” between the two of you. They will find your Facebook, Myspace, or other social networking profile that you may have and creep you on that. The worst, though, is when they find out your phone number or screen name, and they excessively instant message you, text you, or call you. Creepers, as we call them, also give a name to their “creepee,” and will constantly refer to them as that.
2. The “Sorry, I’m not interested” Shpeel: Again, creepers are beings of a very persistent nature. Once you get annoyed of their characteristics that you once found as friendly gestures, they need to be told that they need to leave you alone. You tell them “Sorry, I don’t like you” once and they won’t listen. They’ll continue with their addiction to you. The second time, it becomes “In all seriousness, I do not like you.” You would think that they would actually listen to you at this point, but no. Creepers might be stung by an explanation such as “I do not like you. I never did like you. I never will like you.” Such a phrase may, just may get through to them. But…
3. The Aftermath: After telling the creeper that you don’t like them, they will do either one of two things. They will either heed that innuendo, leave you alone, and find someone else to creep. Or they will lessen the creeping towards you, but still have same dignity left in them after you have shamed them to sneak a “Hello” into your day.
WARNING
Albeit the creeper may appear to be leaving you alone, or for some reason, they continue to try and converse with you, DO NOT GIVE INTO THEIR PLOY TO “REMAIN FRIENDS.” You want to break off all contact with the creeper as soon as possible. Think of it as a bandage: you don’t want the adhesive to hurt when you’re taking it off, so just rip it off as fast as you can. It may hurt the creeper’s feelings, but it’s better than having a creeper creep around you to begin with.

"That kid in my 5th period class is such a creeper! He tries to walk me to lunch everyday, and incessantly texts me!"

by juhhhsteeen November 6, 2008

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