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When you're stumbling drunk and the slightest distance becomes a journey.
The crooked mile to the parking lot took ten minutes for a twenty yard walk.
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A penis that has a bend about half way down the shaft, that makes it curve left or right.
Dude, that guys got a crooked dick! I heard the ladies love them.
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a synonym for the more popular cut eye. a way of looking.may be interpreted as a look of hostile agression. may be projected as hostile passive agression. as giving somone "a look".
1.assuming or accusing someone is giving you crook eye when they are not can be used as an excuse to physically retaliate.
2.purposefully giving someone crook eye in order to illicit a violent response or passive retreat.
3.to intimidate or demonstrate dominance and superiority over your chosen rival.
look can ofetn included squinting, furrowing of brow,intensifying focus and is often paired with spiting, jaw clenching "the re glance"and other contemporary displays of overt or covert anger and agression
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When you spike your La Croix with vodka.
We drank La Crooks as we rode in the minivan home after the bachelorette party in Duluth.
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No one seems to know what this phrase actually means, but after some research, it was discovered that this phrase originated somewhere in West Texas, and it most likely describes something that is not straight
person 1:"that is as crooked as a bygeorge!"
person 2: "what on earth is a bygeorge?"
A Chevy S-10, originates from the rez in BM, Nevada.
The four 15s shake the mirror as the crooked dime began to come nearer