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when someone passes gas around you and then escapes as if it never happened
"Man, how you gonna crop dust me like that?"
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A dump that comes with an explosion but is not firm, resulting in a spray which covers the toilet bowl. After flushing the water from the system will wash it away, leaving
some of the spray behind. a shit like this is helpful in toilet bowl design as you can see where the flush water goes and where it doesn't
to achieve a crop spray eat lots of fatty foods cheese duck burgers and drink lots of alcohol.
If eating a French diet the spray will come out with a reddish colour due to the red wine
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The opposite of "Cream of the crop"
We maintain a list of our worst five suppliers and we keep an eye on them. These are the crap of the crop folks!
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where you (and usually a group of male friends) try to use your finger or hand to cover a part of a photo to make a girl look hotter.
Usually this involves extensive experimentation to find the optimal angle and quantity of finger cropping to be used for best results.
"Aw dude no just move it over there a little bit more, i reckon finger crop her more like this"
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similar to crop dusting when you fart while walking, crop circling is when you fart while walking through revolving doors
"I totally crop circled that old lady behind me walking out of the bank."
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When someone cuts a fart as they walk by others at their work place and then exits the scene leaving the people behind to fight about who did it.
Kevin enters room. (Kevin farts quietly while walking by, leaving immediately) Harold-"I think Kevin just dusted us dude" Jeremy-"Yeah, now he is probably going to Uncle Ted it in the bathroom for a while." Jason-"Why is he always CROP DUSTING anyway?" Brenda-"He eats a lot of cabbage at Addel's hot tub parties the other day he even dropped a tub trout." Kevin-"I think I just made a crop CIRCLE in my pants"
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The act of passing by someone having just farted.
AWW! That smelly old bastard just crop dusted me!
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