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"It's gettin pretty close to crunch time,better finish that report soon."
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Vigorously computing costs or calculating figures for a purchase or estimate.
You wanna buy this house? Let's crunch the numbers.
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A type of tackle, in the game of football, where the player that has the ball during play, get hit hard as hell and knocked down in the same second or sooner.
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A crushing tackle delivered to any football player while the ball is in play, especially if either doesn't cause a penalty or a flag thrown by the referee/s.
Ronnie Lott, Charles Haley, Richard Dent, Mike Singletary, Shawne Merriman, etc. are all specialist of the crunch tackle.
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To take a dump, bake a loaf, do a deuce. In plain English: to poop.
Hold on a minute guys, I gotta bust a crunch!
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noun. A sexual act involving the tasting and consumption of hardened feces in and around the anus. One partner takes a shit and refrains from wiping, causing the drying and hardening of the feces. Once the shit is crunchy, the other partner proceeds to toss the salad.
verb. To toss someone's salad with the intention of tasting and consuming their crunchy feces.
Inspired by Coco-Puffs "Brownie Crunch".
Last night I took a massive dump and forgot to wipe. After watching Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring, I was ready to receive a brownie crunch.
I walked in on my wife shitting out her Chipotle burrito. I grabbed her, tied her to a lawn chair face down, and after 45 minutes in direct sunlight, she was ready for me to brownie crunch the fuck out of her.
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A car wreck involving several members of a street gang.
Three ambulances were called to a cripsy crunch, where there was blood, guts, and limbs scattered everywhere.
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Eating Captain Crunch cereal with rum poured over it, for a mature taste.
Stephen Colbert enjoys eating Admiral Crunch cereal.
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