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A generic office worker who spends their day in a cubicle and is most likely destined to spend the rest of their career in one. Usually have misplaced dreams of making it into an actual office with a door, but spend most of their day surfing the net and checking personal emails when the boss isn't looking. Like to complain about their job, sometimes check the want ads but NEVER do anything about it. Tend to hang out in packs by the vending machines of large office buildings.
Phil joined the insurance company 5 years ago as an assistant claims processor and has been a cube jockey ever since.
Your best friend. His beautiful, shiny exterior is complemented by the drawing of a heart, symbolizing your love for him.
I invited your best friend Companion Cube, but he couldn't come, because you murdered him.
If Companion Cube should speak to you, don't acknowledge his suggestions.
The cake is a lie.
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Truly the wrong nigga to fuck with
don't fuck with ice cube
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One of the greatest Mc's of all time. I dont know what you fuckers are talkin about. You think you're funny with your little acting jokes, but the truth is, if his acting were half as good as his mic skills, he'd be winnin Oscars. I think it's hilarious that a buncha kids who are probably white cyber geeks are commenting on how 'soft' Ice Cube is. He may not have been shot nine times like your gay ass pop rapper 50 Cent, but at least Ice Cube can rap. 50 Cent and all those muthafuckas that just came on the scene suck cock. Ice Cube started this gangsta shit, and this the muthafuckin thanks he gets?
Ice Cube is the hardest mofo out there, dumbasses.
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the world's first anti spam hardware gadget for home PCs. Plug it in and it stops spam on up to 4 computers in your home.
The Spam Cube has 2 ethernet ports and sits between either your broadband modem and computer or your broadband modem and your router.
The Spam Cube was created in early 2002 by Spam Cube Inc in SoHo New York and has 11 patents pending on its technology.
The Spam Cube has been review by many prestigious technology magazines and websites. The Spam Cube was also featured by David Pogue on the front page of the business section of the New York Times on March 30th 2006
spam, spam cube, stop spam, antispam
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Similar to cube crawling, but different enough to have a distinct entry. Cube cruising is when a person spends a significant portion of the work day visiting cubes and chit-chatting about any and every thing.
Cube cruisers either have too little work to do, or they simply don't care if their low productivity causes a bottleneck in the office.
Jill began her cube cruising circuit at approximately 8:15 every morning.
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