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Darker then normal coloured labia.
"Dude that chick i picked up last night had burnt curtains"!
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When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.
I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.
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Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.
Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there
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Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.
While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.
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When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.
That's a nasty meatloaf curtain!
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Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.
Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*
The suspicious gate that a woman has at the back of her throat that stops a man's semen from going down her throat during oral sex.
"Yo dude, my wife gave me the The Iron Curtain last night. She spewed seed all over the place!"
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