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Lace curtain

An often insulting term for Italian-Americans and/or Irish-Americans to describe Irish or Italians who abandon their working class/blue collar roots to pursue a more upper class/white collar career - such as, for example, a lawyer, doctor or, in some situations, a cop. The term is most commonly used in the New England region of the United States. Like nigger or nigga for black people, when used among fellow Italian-Americans or Irish-Americans, it's not too controversial; otherwise, it can be seen as quite offensive. The term is used a few times in Martin Scorsese's acclaimed 2006 crime drama, The Departed.

Mikey: What about Dominic's son? How's he doing?
Paul: That lace curtain motherfucker? He's going to law school!

by Mr. MacPhisto February 19, 2007

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Burnt Curtains

Darker then normal coloured labia.

"Dude that chick i picked up last night had burnt curtains"!

by Grant26 April 18, 2008

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lunchmeat curtains

When a woman has really lose lips, no, not those lips, yes, THOSE lips.

I went to go down on her, then I saw her lunchmeat curtains and had to stop.

by ExtremeGamer August 2, 2003

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Bologna Curtains

Pussy lips so big and wide, they could be pulled cheek to cheek while attempting to "slicing the ham" with your tongue.

While flicking my girl-friend's bean, I had to part her bologna curtains like a high school musical getting ready to play an encore.

by Ned Bolcar July 3, 2010

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Bead Curtains

Dried lumps of shit stuck to your anal beard.

Blimey love, you need to eat more fibre. Looks like a set of bead curtains down there

by freestyler72 April 7, 2011

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Meatloaf Curtain

When the lips of the vulva swell making them look like meatloaf.

That's a nasty meatloaf curtain!

by Brandon L Desmarais December 2, 2008

59๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


Curtain sex

Curtain sex is when you come home and you see a penis sticking out from between the curtains. Instead of calling the police like a normal person, you flick it, suck it, then insert yourself on it.

Eva: Oh my god I had the best curtain sex yesterday!
Bob: Weren't you afraid?
Eva: No! *breaks down crying*

by DjFarmor January 26, 2019