Well Damn

1. An expression of shock and astonishment that you never thought would fucking happen.

2. A term that dumb bitches love to steal from the people that orginally made it.

"Did that bus just hit all the people we hate? WELL DAMN!"

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damn commie

Rule 8 of /r/MURICA subreddit.

Whenever you utter the word "commie," you must insert a "damn" before.

'Murican 1: I ain't no Commie.
'Murican 2: "I ain't no DAMN Commie." Rule 8 Patriot!

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damn, baby!

What someone says to a woman who is looking smoking hot.

"Damn, baby! You look fine in that thong."

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Damn strait

When "You know it" or "Hell yeah" isn't enough.

Guy 1: Aren't you that crazy guy who jumped off the bridge?
Guy 2: Damn strait.
Guy 1: Nice...

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science damn it

An interjection used to express anger, annoyance, disgust, or dismay. The options are really limitless. Used in the same situations that "god damn it" would be found, but is more acceptable for the secular crowd. From the creationism episode of south park.

Greg: I can't believe it, the Bears actually are in the Superbowl this year.
Bitter Jets Fan: Science damn it!!

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gah damn

A non-sinful way to say God Damn. By replacing the od in God and putting ah instead so you do not use the Lords name in vein, and the sinful gilt will not be present.

Gah Damn this joint fiyaa man

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ih damn

A modified, sort of street-talk way of saying "damn."

Usually said with some attitude or spunk (generally by girls with an edgy/pseudo-street-attitude). Sometimes said with a Latina accent and an "mmmm hmmmm" sort of look/gesture.

--> Other spellings include Edamn.

{{A group of high school juniors discuss college plans}}

Teacher, "Aaron, how about you - any thoughts on college?"
Aaron, "Yeah, I've been pretty set on Emory for awhile now."
Molly, "Ih Damn! Like you been thinkin about college for three years!"

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