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Great music to listen to if you don't want people to know what you're listening to.
Bob: What should I do ifI don't want people to know what I'm listening to?
Karin: Just listen to danish music.
Bob: Why?
Karin: Because americans don't seem to care about danish music.
Bob: Ok...
lego spread across the floor like landmines waiting for their next victim to walk on them.
damn! i hate when my brother spreads danish landmines all over the floor!
My monitor and the cable were both male, I had to buy a Female/female adapter and perform a danish switcheroo
When you use cream cheese as lube for anal sex. Preferably strawberry for the asthetic of the color, but original will work ok in a pinch.
I had the best danish elephant in the Panera's men's room the other morning.
A dumb fat wetback with a small penis and big fat head, he can't even walk upright.
Whoah look at that thicc nigga Mathew Danish, he so retarded i could bust one on him and he wouldn't even know!
The act of shitting the bed and having sex in it.
"Honey, it's such a nice day, the kids are at grandma's. Do you want to have a danish picnic?"
Half off if the hoe is in a good mood. Not to be confused with a French freebie.
I go to Fast Eddy's Whore House on the daily so i'm entitled to Danish Discounts....yeeeeeaaaaaaah buuuuuuddy!