Dart Mirage

A misjudgment due to the shadows from crappy bar lighting, where one believes they scored on an intended target, but actually missed.

I thought I had closed out 15, but alas I was fooled by a dart mirage.

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kick a dart

have a cigarette, often with friends while you're hanging out.

Let's kick a dart.

Chrome Dart

A person who spends time drinking heavy amounts of vodka and tries to convince you they know what they're talking about.

DRUNK: "I'm a zombie and I will punch you in the butt with my middle finger and it'll bleed"

SANEONE: "Uhm, you don't know what you're talking about"

DRUNK: "YES I DO, STOP TELLING ME THAT I EVOLVED FROM A PIECE OF CRAP FROM A TOILET!"

SANEONE: "You're such a Chrome dart"

Cheese Dart

A Cheese Dart occurs when flecks of cheese and pasta are discharged from a penis after sodomizing a cellmate who ate a bowl of macaroni the previous day.

"Hey Tony...I'm gonna spray your back wit cheese darts tomorrow if you eat that cheesy macaroni today!"

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Poop dart

The term used for a sharp fart, usually squeezed out forcefully.

I had to use the restroom but i shot a poop dart instead.

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Farts and Darts

Military field grade officers have decorations on the brims of their dress hats. All other services routinely have oak leaves in gold or silver. The U.S. Air Force has clouds and lightning bolts on the brims of their hats. They are referred to as "farts (clouds) and darts (lightning bolts)".

Farts and Darts

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Darts Goalie

An individual with excessive and immense talent beyond any other sport or occupation besides, darts goalie.

Lily f Nicholas is the province's best darts goalie, soon to be the world's best.