National kick someone in the dick day!!! WOOHOOOO
Carol-Hey, itβs national kick someone in the dick day *BAM*
Sam- OUCH!!!
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On June 23rd all females are required to suck a dick today !
oh bae you today national suck dick day so yeah you know wat u finna be doing.
41π 28π
u got a pass to touch any boy dick
go up to a boy in touch his dick its National touch a boy dick day
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Yβall are actually sick thatβs fucking nasty
Stop you weirdos
National grab dick day isnt a thing go watch ph or something
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it means that u got a pass to touch a boy dick on October 25 cause its National touch a boy dick day
walk up to a boy in his dick cause it National touch a boy dick day
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On 15th of April it is National Grab Dick Day. The past few days before this day were Grab Tits Day and Grab Ass Day, so we thought there should be a Grab Dick Day. Girls are meant to grab a boys dick on this day. They can't do anything about it.
*Grabs dick* "WHAT THE F WAS THE FOR?" "It's national grab dick day!" "Ohhhhhh ok ;)"
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The day on October 3rd to grab any guy's dick on purpose!
Brian: What day is it today?
Eva: *grabs Brian's dick* why it's national grab dick day
Brian: WOW COOL!
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