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You can’t speak to your best friend
Friend: hey
Me: ... It’s national ignore your friend day
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I’m honestly doing this to get a kiss from a cute girl :)
It’s kiss your best friend day
On 14th November you get to slap your smallest friend
Slap your smallest friend day!
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
(n.) a new holiday that falls on National Best Friend Day each year, appropriately observed by licking your best friend to show your love and appreciation, possibly derived from the affectionate behavior of the dog, man's best friend. It is meant to be a prank that is both annoying yet endearing.
Johnson: Did you know today is Lick Your Best Friend Day?
Bob: *lick*
Johnson: Y..you're my best friend too... :')
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On February 27 you will be able to ask your friend to fuck
Friend 1:it’s national fuck your friend day
Friend 2: wow really wanna fuck
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On the day February 8th you get to post all the fake friends you have no offence to the people who get posted.
“Have you heard it’s national fake ass friends day today today will be great ”
2nd december is slap your best friend day to show love and to make your bond strong.
Jack:Why did you slap him.
James:Because it is Slap your best friend day.
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