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DeadBeat Poser

A man or woman who is more concerned about themselves and put their wants ahead of their children. They lie to their children in front of their friends to make their friends think they are good parents, but they never do what they brag to others about. They talk about people in their circle and judge them on the ways they parent while lying about being a parent themselves! They call their daughter right before every birthday to see what she wants and that they sent it in the mail, but it never comes and then they change their number so she can't ask where it was! They get high and party, cheat, use women for what they can never get on their own and they jump out of two story windows which shatters both ankles Just to get out of goin to jail for domestic violence....

A DeadBeat Poser could have any name such as...Dominick or Reena or Callier this looser lives a life full of lies, drugs, drinking, cheating, catching countless STDs, beats woman who he feels have too much power, gets fat due to his piggish greed, all while he has 8 woman that have 9 of his Basterd and illogitoment girls and 1 boy.

by ItDoesNotMatter April 19, 2011

9πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


deadbeat dad

A male parent that won't pay child support. See: deadbeat mom.

by tradesman July 11, 2003

63πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Deadbeat Parent

A pitiful, disgusting coward who decides that their new house, or their hot new girlfriend/boyfriend, or the boredom they're enduring is more important than the well-being of the children they raised. They seem to think that once they cum, their responsibilities for the well-being of their children end. Their complement are single parents, some of whom are irresponsible and reckless but others of whom are courageous, brave, hard-working and loving (depending on the individual).
Most deadbeat parents are males, and thus make sexist arguments about the mothers being whores to pretend that their actions aren't their fault. A deadbeat father's best friends are beer, a car to flee in, his ex-girlfriend's own hard work (for which he'll never give her credit for) and legalized abortion. But there are deadbeat mothers too. Regardless of gender, all are the lowest form of animal life (next to child-molesters and racists).

The rates of starvation, crime, sexual assault, poverty, and just about every other bad thing on earth would go way down if we didn't have deadbeat parents who left their husband/wife on the street to fend for the family while they partied.

by mileysuckswhattednugentkicks September 6, 2016

27πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


Active Deadbeat

A person who has little to no involvement in the child’s life but yet comes around every once in a while to offer help and guidance.

Teacher: and Timmy How would you describe your father?
Timmy: well teach he an active deadbeat, he here but he’s not here

by HappyDaughter10 June 15, 2021


Deadbeat Loser

A hard footed wandering creature that seeks shelter under bridges and overpasses, often found masturbating to images of the flying dog from the Never Ending Story.

Man 1: Hey look it's a Hobo!
Man 2: Dont be so rude TW, it's a Deadbeat Loser
Man 1: What do you mean?
Man 2: Hard soled creatures that masturbate to the dog from The Never Ending Story prefer the title "Deadbeat Loser"
Deadbeat Loser: Hey Man 1, please don't call me a Hobo

by Internet Dip Shit June 26, 2020


deadbeat dad

A father, no longer living with his wife/girlfriend and child(ren), who refuses to pay child support.

A deadbeat dad who can't keep a shirt on his kid's back should be shot in the head.

by Dodger Of Zion July 12, 2003

450πŸ‘ 206πŸ‘Ž


deadbeat dad

A fucking ass hole point blank .

My Dad , MAYBE your dad , the guy next to you on the highway

by Femme Fatale 007 February 22, 2004

233πŸ‘ 103πŸ‘Ž