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Deceptive Editing

You guys really cropped out the other colors of the Biden speech to make him look more menacing? That is fucking pathetic. The backdrop was red, white, and blue... Jesus Christ guys... I have an image to uphold. Andrew already fucking it up with his stupid ass... Captain-right-98%-of-the-time... See!? It doesn't work! God damn it guys...

Hym "Tuck?... Did you use deceptive editing to hide all of the Anti-Semitic Kanye remarks?" ๐Ÿฅบ

Iam "Are... Are you ok?"

Hym "You're not supposed to be able to cuck the Tuck Iam... ๐Ÿฅบ You can't do it!" *sobs* ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iam "Oh shit wow... Hey... It's alright buddy... He... It's not that big of a..."

Hym "IT'S NOT OK! It'll never be ok! *sniffs* Again..." ๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iam "Oh God ๐Ÿ™„ God damn it Cody... ๐Ÿคฆ โ™‚๏ธ It's... It's fine... There, there..." ๐Ÿ‘‹

Hym "DON'T TOUCH ME!"๐Ÿ˜ญ

Iam ๐Ÿ˜• "It's ok. It's probably something they did in post production, ok? It's probably the producers fault..."

Hym *sniffs* "You think so?" ๐Ÿฅบ

Iam "Yeah bud... I'm sure he threw a fit when he found out."

Hym "Yeah... Yeah, you're probably right." ๐Ÿฅน

Iam "I'm always right... Hey, I know, let go get some ice cream. How does that sound?"

Hym "Heh... Ok..." ๐Ÿฅน

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023


deceptive

giving an appearance or impression different from the true one; misleading

he put the question with deceptive casualness

by WeAreWeebs July 29, 2021


bi-deception

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the method of making an intended mistake to lessen scrutiny, or make something fake feel more real

Guy 1: "-and she faked her artwork! She would often make mistakes to give the illusion its not fake, but it was AI-generated the WHOLE time."
Guy 2: "I've heard. She was using something called "bi-deception."

by ahundredovens June 6, 2023


Latitude deception

The act of setting your Google Latitude location to a place other than where you really are. Especially useful if you're a) having an affair b) a kid pretending to be at your mate's house having a sleepover but actually out on the streets getting off you face on cider c) avoiding a lingering ex

"I wasn't really at work til late last night, it was a Latitude deception; I was actually in bed with your mother."

by neveryoumindmate November 28, 2009


The Great Deception

The Great Deception was an enormous, collaborative effort with many parts and players that led to the complete, fraudulent takeover of the federal government by Liberal Socialists.

I canโ€™t wait for The Great Deception to be over.

by ^*#%#%# March 23, 2021


deception butterfly

The ripple effects associated with deceptions. Often interlinked with chaos theory.

The deception butterfly produced by fake news was so vast they had to get the President involved in damage control.

Little johnny told the principle Sarah stole his cupcakes knowing she really didn't. The deception butterfly caused multiple parent teacher conferences and Sarah had to change schools.

by Ontological June 25, 2018


Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017