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What came in the mail today.
Person 1: "something came in the mail today."
Person 2: "what?"
Person 1: "deez nuts! HAH, got em! Got em!"
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yet another way to be an asshole
Example 1:
T: Primi was that the doorbell?
P: I dont know, go check nigga!
P: Who was it?
T: Deez Nuts!
Example 2:
T: Oh Shit! Did you see that?
P: What?
T: Deez Nuts!
P: pendejo.
Example 3:
T: Did you hear what happened today?
P: Lemme guess: deez nuts?
T: You mad gay... over here talking 'bout some "deez nuts"
P: You said it first.
T: Tell it to the judge homo.
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A creative joke to play on your fellow man.
1.have you seen D
2.d who
1.DEEEEEEZ NNUUUUUTTTTTS
2.your an asshole
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the best phrase ever, especially when used to tool females
Snoop: Yeah, so you want it on CD or on tape?
Host: How about a CD?
Snoop: CD? Well, CDeez nuts!
Host: Alright, well how about a tape?
Snoop: Tape huh? Aight, you can tape DEEZ NUTS to your CHIN.
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The hanging sacks of flesh under a man's penis. Also known as testicles.
Yo bitch, you want to suck on deez nuts. Do you want these nuts in your mouth??
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