Someone who shits all over something, the way former Canadian Prime Minister John Diefenbaker shit all over the Avro Arrow, a supersonic jet aircraft interceptor project he put an end to against popular opinion.
“Principal Smith has shut down drama club because of budget cuts!”
“What?! He’s such a Diefenbaker the Defecator!”
An intentional abundance of writing that misinforms the reader about important facts.
Magoo opens up another front against blog vermin whose "literary defecation" spreads a disease of
misinformation about annuities and structured settlements aiming for increased SEO and inebriation by pay-per- click manna.
The act of preventing someone from having a well deserved, urgently needed, and much anticipated bowl movement by asking them to do one more chore before he disappears into the bathroom for an indeterminate amount of time.
John hated when his wife engaged in defecation interruptus by asking him to take out the trash as he headed toward the bathroom for a little quality time with the newspaper.
The action of exploding a toilet by taking a shit
I’m gonna be defecating a bomb.