West Point Deli

From the outside, this business looks merely like another deli and gas station combo. On the inside, the workers have tired, haunted faces that show what truly goes on behind the counter: pure misery. Many become raging alcoholics, believing that alcohol is the going to wash away the stains of west point deli from his or her soul. The place literally sucks the life out of its employees. Eventually, they succumb to the evil and die: sad, cold, and alone.

A lovely Friday night at West Point Deli

Cody: "WHERE IS THE GRILLED CHEESE?! WHERE ARE MY GOD DAMN FRENCH FRIES!?"

Kellso: "They are right fucking there, in front of your face."

African deli line

When a bunch of black guys are waiting for a hooker, and they stand in a line waiting for their turn.

"what do you call a bunch of black guys waiting in line for a hooker?"

"IDK"

"An african deli line"

JJ coco deli

JJ coco deli is a very powerful greek god who has aidsand who made the word monkdingus which comes from the greek word dingusmonkus which means monkdingus but its flipped.

Grandpa: did I ever tell you about the legend of JJ coco deli?

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Polish Deli

any place such as a bar, work office, football game or strip club where the number of guys exceeds the number of girls.

aka: sausage fest

Drunk Girl #1: This bar is filled with pervy guys! Let's go to the bar next door!

Drunk Girl #2: Yea, this place is a polish deli! I bet all the bars on this block are polish delis!

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deli style crooks

clerks that give you the wrong amount of change, fake bills, or foreign coins

I scraped up some chedda around my house and went to the store and bought some bread, until the deli style crooks tried to get me.

Cuban Deli Crisis

When you are fucking a girl over the kitchen counter, on which there are assorted sandwhich materials. If she doesn't finish making a sandwhich before you ejaculate, you are to kill her.

Dude, last night I was totally had a cuban deli crisis. Now I'm single -and- hungry.

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deli-lahma

An Italian lush who prefers Gin & Lemon's.

Ahh, the Great Deli-Lahma is at it again. Oh shit, he's passed out in the train's shitter!

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