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( for a problem) to go away on its own, without you putting in the effort into solving the problem
The problem of smurglaries will not deprive itself of oxygen until we reinstate bail. :(
“Omg did u see Nina’s story she said she was dick deprived” Nina is dick deprived
When your close friend/loved one cant figure out if you slept or not until they look at you posted today.
Jerry: dude you look so tired, you ok?
Steve: don't worry, it's just a case of Schrodinger's Sleep Deprivation, all we have to do is see what Tommy posted today
What Tommy posted today: Tuna fish is just fish only Tuna can eat!
When your body is refusing to let you sleep by pushing your covers up with you erection.
“I don’t think I’ll be able to complete no nut November this year. I got struck with some hella bad no nut sleep deprivation.”
“F”
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The experience one gets at a certain point of energized exhaustion. When the body is starting to shut-down due to late-night/early morning hours, but is being forced to function through a surplus of caffeine intake at regular intervals.
Anyone currently in the Zone will feel the symptoms of weariness coupled with jitteriness, loopiness, possible dizziness, and a distinct feeling of being overwhelmed by whatever it is you are trying to stay awake for. S
pelling as well as communicating will most likely become difficult as well as thinking in general.
I have over 100 calculus problems due tomorrow. Staying up to work on them has thrown me into a serious Twilight Zone of Sleep Deprivation. Why is the computer screen moving?
Dude, I'm tired, but I want to stay up with her. It'll be some crazy twilight zone sleep deprivation, but totally worth it.
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Can be shortened to MPD disorder or MPDD. It is when a person has a song stuck in their head when he/she does not have a device that can play music or is not allowed to use a music player. Symptoms including a change in opinion whether or not they like the song, tapping of the toes or fingers (or other body part), unexplainable rage or confusion, fatigue and even impatience. The only known cures for people suffering from this temporary state are: preoccupying oneself, thinking about another song or playing different music.
1.Guy: Crap, I've got a song in my head... wait, where's my iPod? It's never there when I'm suffering from Music Player Deprivation Disorder!
2. Girl: No! I've got "Bad Romance" stuck in my head.
Guy: Sounds like a bad case of MPDD. Wanna borrow my iPod?
Girl: Can't. We're taking a test next period, and we can't use our iPods.
It is a mental disease that occurs within men after a long period of not getting pussy. Symptoms include: dementia, getting aroused even by women considered to be bat-shit ugly, restlessness, a long period of compulsive masturbation then followed by period of no desire to masturbate at all what so ever, memory loss, wet-dreams and insomnia. Victims of the disease may even go fucking retarded aka Elliot Rodger (Elliot Rodgers – went out seeking "retribution" against women whom he said sexually rejected him went on a killing spree in Isla Vista, California, killing six people and sending seven more to the hospital with serious gunshot injuries).
"By the unholy rectum of big-titted Neptune!! I went to the doctor yesterday and I've been diagnosed with Pussy Deprivation Disorder (PDD)!" - William Shakespeare
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