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The act of wearing a condom and wrapping ones testicles and/or pubic region in cellophane before performing intercourse with their partner while she is on the menstrual cycle.
Man: Yeah, my girlfriend was on the rag, so I had to pull a Dexter Morgan.
Friend: That must have been like a murder scene.
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A needlessly complicated and out-of-sequence morning meal, in which a small piece of ham is followed by eggs with hot sauce. Only after that do you brew coffee. The Dexter breakfast culminates in fresh squeezed blood orange juice.
My sister looks like a man, so Ima eat a dexter breakfast and cock punch Batista.
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Used when describing really good/potent looking weed. Usually has crystals and is very hairy.
"Yo this is some dexter bud, i just wanna look at it for a while."
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When a movie, TV show, or activity is so good, you defy sleep, and physical needs to do it.
Ah man! Welcome to the N.H.K is so good, its having The Dexter Effect on me!
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A mysterious singer/songwriter that is not able to be identified by looking up songs or singers. A flamboyant male, destined for future fame. Anyone looking for a song by Dexter Clubfoot would be unable to find him.
"Do you have anything by Dexter Clubfoot?"
A show about a guy who works in homicide and Is also a killer. But it's okay cause he kills murderers. anyone who watches this show should have their mental health checked
Dexter is so fucked up- I love it
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The sexiest dude alive even though he's now 39. He is the lead singer and the rhythm guitar in the offspring. In the older days he was part of a band called Manic Subsidal. He owns Nitro Records and hes just pretty fucking cool!..i have a page dedicated to him on my website
I had Dexter Holland in bed last night
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